Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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