help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?