I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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