OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have demons in me.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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