belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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