I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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