question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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