FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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