I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish I only lived at night.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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