He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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