worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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