You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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