Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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