you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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