just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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