I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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