just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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