party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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