so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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