My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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