Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
