come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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