Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
please don't ironically join a cult
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