Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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