Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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