And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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