so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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