STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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