shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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