i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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