U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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