I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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