The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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