I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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