Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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