but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
