Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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