Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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