just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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