we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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