wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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