We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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