she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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