i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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