Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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