Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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