I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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