you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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