just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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