hotel room ftw
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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