where does the pee come out of this thing
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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