you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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