I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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