So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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