Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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