We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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